Maa Kaun Hai?
Ye Maa Hi Hai Jo Apne Bachcho KoSubah Uthati Aur Kehti Hai Ki
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Uth Jaao kanjaro...
11 Baj Rahe Hai.....
Kutto Ki Tarah Pade Rhte Ho,
Tumare Baap Ne 4-5 Naukar Nahi Rakhe Jo Tume Nashta Bana Kar Denge.
Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi Hai Kamino Ne,
puri raat phn pe jis se laga rehtah,usi se nashta liyo ja kar.:D
Moral : Har 'Maa' Wale Msg Par Emotional Mat Hua Karo

Laloo sent his Resume 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates

Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."

Every1 was delighted. He continued"Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya

You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho

our requirement -humko to zarurat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin

No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai

shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi

Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

:D :P

Usne mujse poocha
kya hadd hai teri mohabbat ki

maine kaha

suno!
aey mere humnawa
Mohabbat ki koi hadd nahi hoti
Jo haddon me reh kar ki jaaye
wo Mohabbat nahi hoti...

Everyone goes with the flow
but the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone remarkable in life
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But before i could explain this to TRAFFIC POLICE kamine ne"chaalan" kat diya ..... :(

Aurat ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband ki Talash me Aur
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baqi Aadhi oos ki Talaashi me guzar jati hai !!!

Tumhari Awaz Sun Loon Tou Mil Jata Hy",
Sukoon Dil Ko,
Mere Ghamon Ka Elaaj Bhi Kitna Suriila Hai...

I go to university, to attend "CLASS" .
...C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, i have to "STUDY".
...S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dancing, Youtube.
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in class, i got some "HOMEWORK."
...H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
...TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.

who say study life isnt fun?

it's not true that nobody sees u cry in the rain...
it's just that nobody cares because
you choose the rain,
instead of a shoulder.

Why Does The Great Wall Of China Come In The 7 Wonders Of The World??
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Bcoz It's The First And Only Chinese Product Which Lasted For So Long... :P