Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)

Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Ramu kaka : aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P:D

Charan Sharan me aye ke
Dharu tihara dhyan
Sankat se Raksha karo
He maha veer hanuman
jai siya ram

''Rockstar'' : "Toote Hue Dil Se Hi Sangeet Nikalta Hai"
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'' Students '' : "Unread Syllabus" Se Hi Paper Nikalta Hai"

Deendayal Beerdu Sambhari
Harhu Nath Mamm Sankat Bhari
JAI SHRI RAM
Hanuman Jayanti Ki Hardik Shubh Kamnaye.

Killer Shayari--->>>
Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam.....
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wah wah

Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam
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teri kasam
shayari khatam
vande mataram!
intel core 13 processor pum
Pum pumpum pum !!!!:-P:-D

Agar koi dost nahi to
life is jail
agar bure dost ho to
nothing is well
agar dost hamare jaise ho to All-is-well

Wo mere dil pe rakh k sir soya tha bekhabar

hum ne dil ki dharkan he rok li kahin uski neend na toot jaye

Height of Facebook Addicition:

A boy's fb status : I'm Online on Fb during Lecture hahaha...
Comment from his professor:"Get out of the Class now"
Principal Liked comment! ;-)
Friend commented:"Jaldi aa yaar, cafe mein item hai" :D
Gate keeper's comment: "Saab pehle idhar aa ke apni bike Lock kardein" :P
Mom commented: "Nalayak class nahi karni toh sabzi Le ke seedha ghar wapis aa.." :P
Dad commented: Dekhlo apne bete ki harkatain..:/
G.f commented: I Hate U! Mujhse kaha tha Dadi ka accident hogaya wo hospital mein hai.. Mil nahi sakta...
Dadi commented:Manhoos.. tu ghar aa batati hu tujhe nalayak...:D

Husband: "Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?"
No answer

Husband ask again But...
No answer

Then again he ask
Wife: "Nahi kaha janu. please, ab bhonkna band krdo.