Agar Nend Aa Jaye Tu So Bhi Liya Karo....

Raat'on Ko Jagney Se Muhabbat Lota Nahi Karti...

Aftr break up

Boy 2 girl - o meri jaan,

o meri jaan
mere ko majnu bana kar

Kaha chal di,kaha chaldi,

pyar ki pungi baja ke?
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Girl - Chodd chaad ke apne Salim ki gali

anarkali disco chali.:-P

Jailer- Suna hai tum Shayar ho..Kuch sunaao yaar
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Qaidi- "Gum-e-Ulfat me
jo zindgi kati Hamari.
Jis Din zamaanat hui
zindgi khatam Tumhari."

Patni Ne Ek Din Pyar Se Apni Pati Se Puchha

Patni: "Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho,
Beer Pite Ho To Darling,
Par Aaj Bhootni Kyu ?"

Pati: "Aaj Maine Sprite Pee Hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas"

Bichharrna chahta hai 0r juda hone se darta hai..
Woh meri qaid mein rah kar riha hone se darta hai..

Happiness keeps you sweet, Trials keep you strong, Sorrow keep you human, Failure keeps you humble, Success keeps you glowing, And misunderstanding keeps you in pain. But it is only GOD that keeps you going. :)

Teacher : hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.

Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)

Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Ramu kaka : aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P:D

PJ TIME:-
Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta
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Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai
sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe
channel hai.;-):-P:-D:-D

Laboon pay geet aankhoon mein khwaab rakhthay thay
kabhie kitaaboon mein hum bhi gulaab rakhtay thay