1 Molvi Taqreer Ker Raha Tha:
Logo Kisi ki Aurton ko Matt Dekha Karo.
In k Badlay Tumhain Jannat Mein Hoorain Milain Gi

Ye Boltay Boltay Thora Jazbati Hogaya

Phir bola:
Main Tumhain Hoor ki Kya Misaal Doon?
Rasheed Ki Biwi Ko He Dekh Lo,
Hoor Hai Hoor :-D

Cute relationship is when s0me0ne gets angry with y0u and says,

"I will never talk t0 y0u"
and later comes back to y0u t0 just inform...

"i aM sTiLL AnGrY"

"I trust u" is a better compliment than "I love u" b'coz u may not alwayz trust the
person u love but u can alwayz love the person whom u trust

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Napolean die?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.

Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

Did the student Answer Anything Wrong...??? :0 :P :P

Like if u Support Student :P :P

Wo Mujhe Tuut Ker Chahe Ga
Aur Bhool Jaye Ga
Mujhe Khabar Thi Usey Ye
Hunar Bhi Aata Hai !!

When I text someone and they don't text me
back,
I automatically assume that they fainted from over-excitement :-D B-)

We never know

Why we like some one
more than others ..??

Why ... we Love some
one without reason ...???

Why.....we feel happy
think about him
presence.... ???

Some RELATIONS HAS NO
EXPLANATION

The Student who made his Teacher cry.
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A teacher told one of his lazy students:
"if you bring me a handful of the dust of Paradise, you'll be a successful student.
The next day, the little boy came with a handful of dust and gave it to his teacher. The teacher became angry and said :"Are you kidding me! where did you get this from?"
The student answered with tears in his eyes "This dust was under the feets of my mother, didn't you teach us that Paradise lies under the feets of mothers?

After Accident:
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American: Its Fine Man...
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British: I am So Sorry...
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Australia: No Worries Dude...
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Germany: Are You O?ay?
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Hum Log: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun... :D :D