Ladkiyon ko Jalebi jaisi kyun kaha jaata hai?
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Kyunki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bhi toh bahut "SWEET" hai..! :D ;)

Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal :-)
Is Tarha Se Sataane Ki Zarurat KyaThi
Kameeni !! Dil Ko Jalaane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Jo Nhi Tha Ishq Toh Keh Diya Hota,
Apni Aukaat Dikhane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Maaloom Tha Agr Ye Khawab Toot Jayein ge,
Manhoos Phir Neend Mein Aane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi..
Ishq Pr Lagti Rahegi Hr Daur Me Pabandi
Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi.
Maan Lo Agr Ye ek tarfa Mohabbat Thi Tou
Phr Bhootni ! Mujhe Dekh Kr Muskraane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi

Milne aayenge aapse khwabo mein
Jara roshni ke diye bhuja dijiye
Ab or nahi hota intezar aapse mulakat ka
Apni aankhon ke parde gira dijiye

This message is sent by Rajnikant
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In the interest of humanity
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"Guys plz stop making jokes on me

Otherwise

I will delete the
INTERNET"

Na Muskurane Ko G Chahta H
Na Kuch KHANE Pine Sone Ko G Chahta H
Ye Garmi Ab BARDAST Nai Hoti
Bas Ab to AC LANE Ko G Chahta H

PYAR ki application.. :p :D


To,
The janeman
... I love you jaan

Subject- Love is Life.

Dear Janu,

I beg to say that, I am a student of ur heart.
My Dil is very ill.
It is dhadking (Beating) many time in a minute.
So, Kindly give me a kiss.
Thanks,

YOUR'S LOVER ,
Name :: Pyar Ka Mara.
Class :: Dil Hai Tumhara
Roll no. 143

"We students are always the best"..

Look how We study
1)Before Paper Unnecessary sms to frndz.
2)Plan each day to study but end of the day- "Kal se pakka"..
3)We waste all our time in counting chapters instead of doing them.
4)We want break after every two pages..
5)Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry..
6)v even start liking doordarshan..
7)About every hard topic we think- "lagta nhi k ye aayega"
8)Before starting study, message to friends "kitna padha? Me kya padhu?"
9)Right now You are thinking of sharing this message with your friends.

10)On each point You smiled, n think "hum per to bilkul set hai" :-)

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi par tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Biwi: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyaar nahi karte jaise Shahrukhkhan Kajol se film me karta hai.

Husband: Woh Pyaar karne ke 5cr leta hai, par tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye:'(