Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No.. Boy desperately
asks :
PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya ?
:p

Ache dost takiye ki tarhan hote hien

musibat mien seeney se laga lo
tanhai mien sir rakh ker ro lo
khushi mien galay se laga lo"
or
gussay mien laat bhi maar sakte ho

:D

Nursury k student ne Exam sheet pe SuSu kar dia..
Teacher:Gadhe ye kya kia..
Student ..miss Ap ni hi kaha ta ..Phele jo araha hai woh karo:)

Kehney waloon ka kuch nahi jaata . .
sehne waaley kamaal kartey hain . . .

PeArL oF tHe DaY

Don't Leave Any Work
Even By SMALLER Margin ...
Because

Even '99' Doesn't Have
The Glamour 0f a
'CENTURY' ...
Have nice day

Ek aadmi-beta tumhari umra kya hai?
.
.
.
.
Baccha : je ghar mai 14,
.
school mai 12
.
train mai 7
.
& fb pe 19 saal.... :D :P

Boy: Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl: Ab chhoro bhi..
Boy: Arrrrey... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu..
Hahaha.. :D

Every Little Smile Can Touch Somebody's Heart...
No One Is Born Happy...
But All Of Us Are Born With The Ability To Create
Happiness.
keep smiling always.:)

Girlfriend Setting Password for Her Laptop with Boyfriend Sitting Beside Her...
She Types "BRAIN" as Password...Boyfriend fells Off His Chair Laughing B'coz Laptop Replied: "TOO SMALL..:p