Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Relationship

"Beautiful Lines" Rishty khoon k nahi hoty,
rishtay ehsas k hoty hain' Agar ehsas ho to ajnabi b apne,
agar ehsas na ho to apne b ajnabi ...


Cute   Love  

What a Cute Feeling in Love !

Girl will b thinking about her boyfriend and
suddenly a MSG beeps in her mobile saying -

"Honey stop thinking about me m getting HICCUPS"


Jokes

"A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
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It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"..!! :D

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Funny-Shayari

Grlfrnd ko apni palko par bitha lo.
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo.
Pyar karo uski saheli
Ke samne itna ki.
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JAANU mujhe bhi
Pata lo.: ;)


Girl-Boy

b/f - agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaunga ...

g/f - tum dursi shadi to nai karoge ?

b/f - pagal ka kya hai , kuch b kar sakta hai.....!


Funny

What Is TENSION
1 Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi Aur Raste me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gayi
Ap Usse Hsptl Le gaye

Dr. Bola- Mubarak ho ap Baap Banne Walle ho
Lo Ji Ho Gayi Tension :p
Apne Bola Me Iska Baap nhi Hu
Fir Ladki Boli yahi Iska Baap hai :o

MORE Tension
Fir apka medical Chk up hua
Report Aayi
ki ap to kabi baap hi nahi ban sakte :O

Apko More TENSION
apne ThaNk God Kaha Aur Waha Se Nikal Liye
Fir Socha Ghr Pe jo 2 bacche hai Wo Kiske hai O.o
This Is Real TENSION :P :D hehehehe

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Funny

Height Of Shock :

A Boy After Spending dinner Time With His Girlfriend, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag..!!

He Asked : Is He Your Ex Boyfriend.. ??
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Girlfriend Kissed Him & Said :"No Dear, That's Me Before Surgery..!!"


Girls

Girls Ki Shopping : .

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Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas, .

Ye Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya Hai?
Wo Kya Hai? .
5 Ghante Lagaati Hain,

Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jaati
Hain..!!:P:D


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