3 Best Ads...
RTO: "Donate blood, but not on Road!"
Forest Deptt: "Shoot birds with camera, not with gun!"
Latest: "Fly with KINGFISHER! Not in PLANE, but with BEER!!"....
Request for dis IPL - "Umpireji boundry ki line ek bilaang choti kardo"
:D :D
Cute interview question:
Interviewer: U r drivng alone in ur 2 seat car at nght. its raining heavily n suddnly u see 3 ppl waitng 4 bus
1. An old sick lady who is bout to die.
2. old frnd who once savd ur lyf
3. d prfct Prtnr u hve dreamd bout
Vch 1 Wud u pick up?
Boy -
"i would give the car keys to my old friend nd ask him 2 tak the lady 2 the hospital
nd stay behind 2 wait 4 a bus with My Dream Mate.":-)
How Guys feel sorry after hurting their G.f.
1st day - sorry
2nd day- sorry plz
3rd day- just talk to me once baby
4th day- pls listen na baby
pls pls...
5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
6th day- I'll die without you agar tune baat nai ki toh. . .
7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. Sarpe nachti hain mere, tu hi paeda hui hai missworld !
Bandariya kahin ki...
hutt..
8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite :P
Ye Dosto ki Mehfil :)
Ye Raato ko Jaagna
(-___-)
Gaaliyan Sunke hasna :D
Phir joota leke piche bhagna :P :P
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Dost ke Maa Baap ke Aage Sharif banna :D
Bhabhi / jijaji keh ke dost ki Gf/Bf ko chidana :D :D
Ek Springrol and Chocolate ko 10 tukdo mein baatna \m/
Senti hoke dusre ka dimag chatna :P
Ye Sab Ek din kho jayega :/
Par Mere jaisa yaar tuje nahin Mil payega
Moral : Yaari Dosti Zindabaad
Height of Bad Luck :-
Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udaas Baitha Tha
Dost Aaya Pepsi Ka Glass Pi Gaya
aur Bola Yaar kyu Udaas Hai ?
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Aadmi Bola Yaar Aaj ka To Din hi Bura hai
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Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
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0ffice Late Puhncha To Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya ..
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Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha Wo Glass Bhi tu Pee Gaya :!!!:( :P
Ab bolo ...
Har ek friend jaruri hota hai :D
Two ppl were generally talking..
One had worn a titan watch and the other one rolex.
Ek ne kaha "yaar kya difference hai teri aur meri
watch me,
tune 2 lakh ki watch pehni hai aur maine 2000 ki,
par dono watch ek hi waqt batati hai.
Dusre ne kaha "teri watch tera waqt batati hai aur
meri watch mera waqt" ..... :)
mujhy bhi pata tha k l0g badal jaty hn
mgr mai ny kbhi tujhy l0g0n mai gina hi nai tha....!!!
Janam Divas Ram Bhakt Hunumaan ka,
Jalayi Vishal Lanka jisne sirf apni poonch se..
Janam Divas hai uss Balwaan kaa.
Badhai ho Janam Divas Hunumaan Ka!