Doctors Vs Engineers...
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Scene 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI)
7 Engineers take 1 ticket & 7 doctor buy all 7 tickets
... Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks
one hand come out with the ticket & the TC goes away
Now on return Journey
All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE
So they all decide to take Passenger till Lonavala
from there they can easily get a Local to PUNE
Scene 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
Doctors decided: " This time we will prove that we too are equal
All 7 Doctors take one ticket..! Engineers don't buy any ticket at all
TC arrives
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET, ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE
1 Engineer gets out and knock the door of Doctor's toilet
One hand comes out with theticket , he takes the ticket and comes in Engineer's bathroom
TC DRIVES out all the doctors from toilet and they are heavily fined
Scene 3 (LONAVALA)
So now both the group are on Lonavala station
Doctors planing their move for last chance , they board the local to Pune
This time Doctors decide that they will play the same 1 ticket Trick
All Doctors take one ticket
Engineer buy all 7 tickets this time
So TC comes..
All Engineers showed their tickets
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train.. :D
Breaking News:
With so many exotic locations shown in the movie Agent Vinod, the name of the movie has officially been changed to :
Travel Agent Vinod!!!
Ladka ladki pedd ke niche bethey theyy..
UNCLE: Beta, kya yehi humari sanskriti hai?
LADKA: Nahi uncle, yeh to Anjali hai.. aap kisi aur pedd k niche dekhiye!!
Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!!
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Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..?
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Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!!
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Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi Se Kripa Ruki Huyi Hai.
Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Muh Maaro..!!
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!!
A Girl'S Eye Z faster Than Google In Searching Her Lover In D Crowd
But
A Boy's Heart Z Slower Than A Turtle In Forgetting A Girl Whom He Once Loved.....<3
GLOBAL WARMING :-P
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Earth is getting Hotter n Hotter Each Day
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Is She Trying To impress Jupiter or What?? ;-) :-D
Auto Me Couple Kiss Kar Raha Tha,
Autowala Dekh Rha Tha.
Aage Jaa K Auto Pole Se Takra Gya.
Autowala Sar Patak K Bola
"Sala Ab Samjha Titanic Kyu Dooba.."
A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!
1) I'm Sorry
2) It's My Fault
&
3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.
But,Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part
Ager 1 larki
Sleeveless Top pahen ker
kisi bare k pao chue
to us k kia nazar aye ge ??????
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O Dirty Mind
Us k Sanskar nazar aye ge :D