In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks
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Doctor- I will sleep now.
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CA- I want to work on internet.
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Architect- I will watch movies now.
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Engineer:- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!! :p ;)
I could have been a doctor and
saved
lifes!
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I could hav been a lawyer and defended lifes!
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I could hav been a soldier and
protectd
lifes!
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But why to play
with others lifes??
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So I choose to be an Engineer,
and destroyed my own life...!!! :
( :P
Jyotish ji: mujhe kaise pata chal sakta he ki mera beta future me kya
banega?
JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette,
Beer,
Paiso ki Gaddi
or Books rakh do, Unme se jo wo uthaega
usse pata chalega...
DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya,
Table dekhi.
Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi,
Cigarette pi,
Beer chhupa li,
or Books hath me leke ghar se chala gaya...
DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuch le liya!
JYOTISHI: Sir, Mubarak Ho!
Aapka beta ' ENGINEER' banega..:P
Chitragupt yamraj se bola : Maine
ek aisa software banaya hai ki jab
bhi Dharti par kisi masoom pe
attyachar hoga to swarg mein
ek blast hoga..
Achanak ek ke baad ek bahut sare
blast hone lage..
Yamraj ne pucha ye kya ho raha
hai..?
Chitragupt:- lagta hai ENGINEERING
ke bachcho ka result aa gaya... :P
10 doctorz aur 1 engineer
Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue
The....
Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1
Aadmi Ko Chhodhna Hoga....
engineer Ne Kaha
Apni jaan Ki
Qurbani Me Deta Hoon...
Taaliyan.....
Ye Sun Kar Sb doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage, aur kar diya sardaaro wala kaam lol :D
Whem i Was Small,
i was afraid to show my report card to my parents..!!
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But now in Engg.
they are afraid to see it..!! ;-)) :-D
Ek bar engineering k sbhi Profesrs ko
ek plane me bithaya gya.....
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Fir announce kiya gya ki
:-"YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA
HAI"
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Sab profesrs utr gye,
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Par principAl baithe rahe
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Logo ne pucha :- Apko Darr nhi lgta?
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Principle-
"Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa
hai
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Ye start hi nahi hoga.." :) :p :o
Doctors Vs Engineers...
A must read:
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Scene 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI)
7 Engineers take 1 ticket & 7 doctor buy all 7 tickets
... Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks
one hand come out with the ticket & the TC goes away
Now on return Journey
All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE
So they all decide to take Passenger till Lonavala
from there they can easily get a Local to PUNE
Scene 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
Doctors decided: " This time we will prove that we too are equal
All 7 Doctors take one ticket..! Engineers don't buy any ticket at all
TC arrives
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET, ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE
1 Engineer gets out and knock the door of Doctor's toilet
One hand comes out with theticket , he takes the ticket and comes in Engineer's bathroom
TC DRIVES out all the doctors from toilet and they are heavily fined
Scene 3 (LONAVALA)
So now both the group are on Lonavala station
Doctors planing their move for last chance , they board the local to Pune
This time Doctors decide that they will play the same 1 ticket Trick
All Doctors take one ticket
Engineer buy all 7 tickets this time
So TC comes..
All Engineers showed their tickets
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train.. :D
We r Cheaters,, But v dont cheat Humanity!
We hate Study,,, But v love Technology!
We flirt with flirters,, But v r lovers!!
World cant Change us, But v can change the World!!
We dont hav Books in Hand,, But hav Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!
We r the rarest common Race on Earth !! Meet us
We r the ENGINEERS!!