..:: Height of Good Luck ::..

Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down... <(")
:P

"Swery"-"Swery" ho "Happiness" ka "Mela":-)

Na "People" ki "Parwa" na "World" ka "Jahmela":-)

"Birds" ka "Sangeet" ho or "Weather" "Albela":-)

"Mubarak" ho "Apko" aaj ka "Swera" :-)

Girl-(short clothes pehan ke)- main young lag rahi hu na
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Boy-Ye bhi utaar do..
New born baby lagogi.. =D

"Hurting Lines By a Facebook lover"

Doesn't Matter If U Don't Like My Status
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But Pls Don't UNLIKE after LIKE..
It Hurts like HELL.. :P :D

Teacher ka rutba Maa say bara
kyun Hota hai???
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Kyun k Maa apni lorri say ek
bachey ko sulaati hai
Or
Teacher apney lecture say puri
class ko:D
Her baat pe serious ho kar na
socha kro:P

Most Jealous Line With Lovely Feelings.

"Its Not That I Want U With Me Every-time.
But, Its Just I Don't Want Any1 Else To Have U 4 A Second".

"Golden Words"
Apno Ki Baat Buri Lagi To
Khamosh Ho Jao!
Agar Wo Apna Hai To Samjh Jaye Ga
Or
Agar Na Samjhy To App Samjh Lena K Wo Tumhara Apna Nahin..

Biwi ko thpad marne k bad,
Pati bola- aadmi use hi mrta hai
jise wo pyar krta hai,
Biwi ne bhi 2 khich k mare or boli-
aap kya smjte ho mai Apse pyar nhi karti. :P

Teacher- Nalayak class me
din bhar ladkiyo k saath itni baate
kyu karta ha
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Boy:-Madam mai garib hu
mere SMS free nahi hai .:-D