Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai
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Boyfreind :- Tum jaldi se khana kha lo, wo apni plet pehchan gaya hai ;) ;) :P :D

Kabke chhod chuke hote ye duniya hum,
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....magar koi kah gaya hai, apna khayal rakhna....

Tv Ads Have Taught Me :
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You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol,
You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
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That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
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To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
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Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't ConvinceRanvijay
To Buy It..!!
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That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
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That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your HouseTo Clean Your Toilet..!!
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That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body !
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!
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That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman WithoutThe Chappals..!!
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That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! "Daag Ache Hain..!!":P:P:P:D

pyar Umar se nahi
Dil se hota hai...

yaqeein insaan par nahi Us K imaan par hota hai...

'DOST' jaisa bhi ho
pyar 'DOST' se nahi

Us K aitbaar se hota hai

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar Apni Answer
Sheet Khaali Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi
Teachers Ye Na Kahein,
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"Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawaab
Dete Hain" :P
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Sanskar You Know..!! ;-) :P

Hum TARASTE rahe har PAL unki AWAAZ sunne ko Kitni aasaani se keh diya us ne ke kabhi WAQT mile to BAAT karenge aapse..

Arz kia hai,

Gaur farmaiye :p

Hasino ko apna dil na dena,

Dil ke jazbat ye kya janegi

Kandhe ka Dupatta to sambhalta nahi,

Hamara DIL kya GHANTA Sambhalegi! :D

Sasur damaad se :-
6 saal me 6 bachche
Ye kya Mazaak hai ??

:: Damaad Santa :-
maine aap se pehle hi kaha tha
Garib zarur hu par Aapki beti ko
kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga. .. .:P :D

BF ki call ka 4 ghante wait karne
ke baad
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GF ne arz kiya hai: IMTEHA HO GaYI INTEJAR KI
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Maa ki Ankh aise Pyar ki...:p :D :D