GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain?
BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
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SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)
13 Best moments of life:
-To fall in love.
-To clear your last exam.
-To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
-To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
-To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..
-To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..
-To touch the fingers of newly born child..
-Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening..
-Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..
-Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favourite songs..
-Riding on a highway while its raining
-Speaking to the special one on phone while standing infront of the mirror.
Haha....Feels just Awesome..:)
-and the last one is 'rite
now'..
while reading this there was constant smile on your face..
which was one of the best moments I believe..!
Keep smiling,
It realy suits u...! :)
Teacher:
Water ka formula batao
Student:
H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+NaOH+ HNO3+H2SO4+HCl+CO2
Teacher:
Ye kya hai?
Student:
Sir ye Municipality ka pani hai..! :) :)
Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
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Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
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Pyar hua to wo paheli thi,
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2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala...
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Wo uss area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi...:O :P :D
Cutest proposal . . .
Boy: I have a big question and I
am hoping you can give me the
answer...
Girl: What iz it?
Boy: You see most part of our
body has a pair right? Without
each one our body is
unbalanced!!
Ex: hands, eyes, ears, legs, lungs,
kidney etc...
Girl: so....whats the question?
Boy: the question iz.. Can I have
your heart to pair with my
heart??
coz without you my life is
unbalanced!!!
BREAKING NEWS :
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Saif- Kareena's Wedding invitation reads...
Second Hand Jawani weds Halkat Jawani...!=D
Santa aur Banta Ne do Ghode khareede.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ?
Santa : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum
kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
Santa : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Santa bola: Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.. ;-):-D:-P
Raat ku mujhku neend na aye
subhu ku teri yaad satayeh
her pal sochu tujh ku
chahat teri badhti jaye:)
A girl asked a boy - Why we fall in a relationship
when we know that some day it will end...Boy- I
will answer you...... But first tell me why do we live
when we know that some day we will die...