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Jokes

GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain?

BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
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SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)


Life

13 Best moments of life:

-To fall in love.

-To clear your last exam.

-To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.

-To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.

-To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..

-To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..

-To touch the fingers of newly born child..

-Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening..

-Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..

-Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favourite songs..

-Riding on a highway while its raining

-Speaking to the special one on phone while standing infront of the mirror.
Haha....Feels just Awesome..:)

-and the last one is 'rite
now'..
while reading this there was constant smile on your face..
which was one of the best moments I believe..!
Keep smiling,
It realy suits u...! :)


Students

Teacher:
Water ka formula batao

Student:
H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+NaOH+ HNO3+H2SO4+HCl+CO2

Teacher:
Ye kya hai?

Student:
Sir ye Municipality ka pani hai..! :) :)

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Funny-Shayari

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
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Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
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Pyar hua to wo paheli thi,
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2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala...
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Wo uss area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi...:O :P :D


Cute   Love  

Cutest proposal . . .

Boy: I have a big question and I
am hoping you can give me the
answer...

Girl: What iz it?

Boy: You see most part of our
body has a pair right? Without
each one our body is
unbalanced!!
Ex: hands, eyes, ears, legs, lungs,
kidney etc...

Girl: so....whats the question?

Boy: the question iz.. Can I have
your heart to pair with my
heart??
coz without you my life is
unbalanced!!!


Funny

BREAKING NEWS :
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Saif- Kareena's Wedding invitation reads...

Second Hand Jawani weds Halkat Jawani...!=D

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Santa-Banta

Santa aur Banta Ne do Ghode khareede.

Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ?

Santa : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum
kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.

Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.

Santa : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..

Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha.

Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !

Bahut Soch vichar ke baad

Santa bola: Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.. ;-):-D:-P


Luv-Shayary

Raat ku mujhku neend na aye
subhu ku teri yaad satayeh
her pal sochu tujh ku
chahat teri badhti jaye:)


Love   Girl-Boy  

A girl asked a boy - Why we fall in a relationship
when we know that some day it will end...Boy- I
will answer you...... But first tell me why do we live
when we know that some day we will die...


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