Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Happy-Halloween

May the light dat we celebrate at Halloween,,
Show us the way&
lead us together on the path of peace & social harmony..
Wish You A Happy Halloween!!!


Happy-Halloween

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"


Happy-Halloween

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Halloween. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams

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Funny-Shayari

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
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Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
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Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar :-P


Hubby-Wife

Patni :- Khidki me parde lagwa do............... .....

Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai ...............
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Pati :- Ek baar theek se dekh lene do ..
woh khud hi parde lagwa lega :p ;)


Shayari

Haal mat poch
Ishq krne ka...

...Dost...

Umer jeene ki hy
Or shaoq marny ka...!!!

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Girl-Boy

Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha He Kitney ka Liya ?

Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta He.

Girl: Wow,, Race Me Kitne Log The?
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Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:) :-D :-D


Kiss   Funny  

Reactions of KISSING in
various Countries

America : - Kiss me
hard !

France : - Kiss me Slowly !

India:
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Jaldi karo koi aa
jayega :P


Girl-Boy   Funny  

BF: Baby, I heard you failed in English, how is it
possible?
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GF: Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you?? :O
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BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh Gaya! :-P:D


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