Bachpan me dosto ke paas watches nahi thi magar sabhi ke paas kaafi TIME tha.
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Aaj sabhi ke paas branded watches hai
par time kissi ke paas nahi.. :(
Great line
"Maut to sirf naam se badnam hai.."
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"Taklif to sali zindagi hi deti hai .."
Grls status on fb -
"Wo Bewafa Nikla"
Comments by Guys.....
1. Dear wo apke layak tha hi nahi
2. Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3. Humne to pahle hi kaha sab mere jaise nahi hote
4. Kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chalega bharosa kya hai
5. Jo bhi hua acha hi hua dont worry sweetu
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Guys status on fb -
"wo Bewafa Nikli"
Comments by close friend
1. Saale teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai
2. Tere se bas aaj tak koi pati hai??
3. Tujh jaiso se bhi ladki pategi...
4. Usse teri Namardi ka pata chal gaya hoga
5. Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uske no. mujhe de .... :D xD :O
FACEBOOK ki sabse takleef dene wali
cheez.
(1)- Yaar maine status update
kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa
comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka passwrd
kya hai, ek din ke liye use
karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar
apni id par share karna..
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic
change ki hai, Meri Pic Like
kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se
Comment or Like kar..
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo
bade comment maar rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd
request send....-)
Breaking News...
NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali...
:D
Happpy Diwali !!!
Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love
U"
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up" :/
3 saal k bachche ne pyar ki definition
likhi
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pyar huggies me huyi su-su ki tarah
hota h jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par
khud ko feel hota h..;) :)
Dr- Which soap do u use????
Santa- Bajrang da soap,
DR- Toothpaste ???????
Santa- Bajrang da paste,
DR- Shampooo??????
Santa- Bajrang da shampoo
Dr- Is Bajrang an international company??????
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Santa: No,
Bajrang is my room mate........:-)
Bachpan me dosto ke paas watches nahi thi magar sabhi ke paas kaafi TIME tha.
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Aaj sabhi ke paas branded watches hai
par time kissi ke paas nahi.. :(