Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend::
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Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh ehsas hua ki,
Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi feeki lagti hai..!! xP xD

Santa in computer exam ;
Examiner: What is Microsoft
Excel ??
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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf
Excel to clean the computer..:P:-D

"Who is a FRIEND"?
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FRIEND vo jo bin bulaye aaye.
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Bevajah sar khaye.
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Aap 1 bolo wo 4 sunaye.
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Kabhi sataye.
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Kabhi rulaye.
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Magar hamesha saath
nibhaye. :)

STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL.

-Apny BED say pyar kro, yeh tumhara apna hy:-)

-Din ko aram kro taky tm rat mein so sko:-)

-Books pakeza hai is leay hath na lgao:-)

-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b kia ja skta hy:-)

-Agr parhny ka dil kary to aram sy beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.;-)

-Ye mat bhulo k study aik healthy activity hy is leay isy bemar logon k leay chor do.:-D

A Public Service Message.

from NSF..

(Naliaq Student Federation).

Its a Killer :D - Superb lesson in
Hindi:

Teacher:
Prasang sahit vyakhya karo
-"Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye
Mera"

student (Pappu ) :
Ye line bollywod ke prasidh kavi
Sant Shri Emraan Hashmi ji ki
rachna 'Murder' ki prasidh
kavita"Bhige Hoth Tere" se li gayi
hai.

Is kavita me kavi jab bhi Devi
Mallika ko nirvastra nachte hue
dekhtey hai to unka sabr tut jaata
hai aur wo kehte hai
"Hey Devi, jis tarha tumharey
hotho ke andar ka jal tumhari
pyas bhuja raha hai, ussi tarha
main bhi ussi jal se apni pyaas
bhujana chahta hun",

in lines se humko kavi ke kamine
evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota
hai.
Kavi ke bhav saral evam spasht
roop se tharki hai.
Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko
badi saralta se apni rachna me
dikhaya hai. :D :D :P

Who spoils Men?
Wine or Women.....?

Answer: BOTH. Especially
when....
WINE IS OLD....
&
WOMAN IS BOLD....!!;)

Life ke 7 kam asan bhi aur muskil bhi.

1.Dosti karna asan nibhana muskil.
2.Pyar karna aasan pana muskil.
3.Bharosa todna asan karna muskil.
4.Yad karna asan bhulana muskil.
5.Jhuth bolna asan sach sunna muskil.
6.Kisi ko rulana asan hasana muskil.
7.(MOST IMP)
Kisi k bagair mar jana asan.. jina muskil...

Jo log apne gururr se majbur hote hai vo bahot jald Sab se duur hote hai

Arz kia hai...!!

Aiy Phool Apni Khushboo mairay Dosht ko Day dayna!!

Sardiyon kay Mousam main Woh Nahaya nahin Kartay..... :p :D

Happy Winter Season!!!