46 saal ka SALMAN KHAN ladki dekhne gaya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!
Hosh aya
waja puchi
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boli- 21 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha,,:O
lolz :P :D :P

Woh kehte hain ki agar naseeb hoga mera toh hum unhe zaroor payenge,hum puchte hain unse agar hum badnaseeb hue toh unke bina kaise jee payenge.,,,,,:))

Ek baar Aankh aur Dil
mein ladayi ho gayi..!!

Dil : Dekhte ho tum
aur dard muje hota
hai

Aankh : Dil lagate ho
tum aur rote hai hum :'(
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Tab hi Gaal bola : Saalo kameeno
thappad toh Mai hi khata hu :D

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
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Moral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE.... :P

Hamne Kabhi Nahi chaha Ki Hame Ishq Ho...

A dost...

Par unki Ek Nazar ne Hume Nilaam Kar Diya:-)

Humare Chale jaane ke Baad...
Yeh Samandar Ki Ret Bhi Tumse Pucha Karegii...
"Kahan Chala Gaya Woh Shaqs...?
Jo Tanhaii Me Bas Tumhara hi naam likha karta tha...

Arranged Marriage..
Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasme
total
Rs.10,50,000
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Love Marriage
Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
Rs.20 Notary
Rs.50 ki Varmaala
Rs.20 ka Photo
Total Rs.190
Paisa apka
Pasand apki
Faisla apka

jago grahak jago
lover k sath bhago :P :D

Aj Kal Pyar Mai Dil Kam
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Sim Card jyada Toot'tey
Hyn.. :p:D :P

1st english shayri ever:

Arz hai...

"later d bus longer d que"

gaur farmaiega

"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d view"