BOY : Excuse me
GIRL: Yes...
BOY : Are you a dictionary???
GIRL: No...
BOY : but should be a
Dictionary, Because you Have Given Meaning to my LIFE . . . .

A boss was telling an applicant
the two main rules of the
company
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He said, "Our 2nd main rule is
cleanliness.
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Did you wipe
ur feet on the mat
before coming in?"
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The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I
did."
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Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is
trustworthiness.
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There was no mat!" :-P

Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata
Hai?
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Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi
Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!
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Sidhi Baat No Bakvas.. Clear
hai!! ;-)

FACT:
Girls can gossip about someone for hours
and in the end say..
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"Choro hamien kya?" :O

Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :p

Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai :D

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

Har Dhadhakte patthar ko log dil samajhte hain...

Umrr beet jaati hai dil ko dil banaane mein..!!!!

A couple in train

GIRL: My head is paining

Boy kissed her head,

GIRL: My neck is paining

Boy kissed her neck.

OLD Man :Beta loose motion ka bhi ilaaj karte ho? :P :D

Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka
favourite song
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Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena
haraam :P:D