"Wah re BOTTLE"

"Janam hote hi dudh ki bottle.

Thoda bada hote hi pepsi ki bottle.

Jawani me beer ki bottle.

Uske bad whisky ki bottle

Liver fail hua to Glucose ki bottle

Operation hua to khoon ki bottle

Mar gaya to ganga jal ki bottle

Ek baar pakro to zindgi bhar ka sath deti hai BOTTLE

Wada kiya hai khud se kabhi kareeb na ayegnge ab tumhare

kisi rote ko hasa dena jo kabhi yaad aa jaye tumhe humari.....!!!

Dear Boyfrnd:

When i was sad u were there.

When i was crying u were there.

Wen i was unhappy u were there.
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now i understood k Beta sari
Fasaad ki jarr tu hi hai..

Meri Zaat Itni Wasii Nei K Asu mei ulajh Sakoon,

Bas Log he Kuch Aeise Miley K Zindagi Ulajh Gei.,.

Doorian Bahut Hai Par Itna Smajh Lo,
Pass Rahkar Hi Koi Rishta Khas Nahi Hota,
Tum Dil Ke Pas Itne Ho Ki,
Dooriyon Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota

Wife: Mehman a rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai

Husband: Jab wo aen to kitchen me 1 bartan girana Me pochu to kehna QORMA girgaya phir dosra girana kehna BiRYANi girgai. Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le ao Mehmano k ane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai

Husbnd: Kia hua?

Wife: Daal hi gir gai :O

Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf keliye phool le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free me le le...

Faaslay asay b hongay ye kabi socha na thaa..
Saamnay betha tha mere,
or wo mera na tha :(

Classic Insult:

Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook..

Girl commented: "Which one is u?"

Boy replied: "The One holding you..:D:D":p :p=D =))

Moral:
Iske liye bolte hai jyada shaanpatti nahi.