A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life.
Gud Morning & Have a nice day.

Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24
ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk....

Sb log Be-Wafa ho gay
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Hum FB sy Khafaa ho gay
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Ye Status is liay kr raha hun
Nalaiqooooo
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Ye na smjhna, hum is Duniya sy Dafa
ho gay..... :P :D

Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka: Aapna license dikao.
Santa: Nahi hai.
TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.
Santa: Nahi.
TP: Kyon?
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
Santa: Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..
Santa: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain...

Wo Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi

Wo Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi
Wo Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi

Aur wo Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi

Wife (seeing stars): btao wo
kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh
sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? .
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Husband: nahi mai nahi
btaunga. .
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Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . .
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Husband : Tera muh ...xd

Khubiya Itni To Nai Hm Me K
Tumhe Hr Pal Yad Aynge....!!!

Pr Itna Aitbar He Hme Khud Pe,
K Aap Kabi Hume Bhul B Nai Payenge.....!!!

HIGH HEELS HONEY SINGH rap.....
ka female
version...;):D

pahli baat to ye, jo tu bak bak
bak
bak karta hai.

mana ki tu apne baap se na
darta
hai..

na mujhe bata tu hai kaun na
haitu knhi ka DON
har baat m apni
taang adaayega
jnha bhi jaayega apni
marwaayega..... .

baskar ye atitude na dikha tu kya hai humko na sikha tuj
jese
bahot dekhe humne
muh m jute feke humne
tu hai bhikhaari mundeya
tujko koi q nhi smjhata tujhe na pahchaanna mene
esa akhbaar to pada nhi
jaataa....:p

Life is like A NoteBook
2Pages Are Already Written
By GOD
1st Page is Birth
Last Page is Death
Centre Pages Are Empty
Fill them with
Smile & Love.
Good morning