Punjabi Dieting Plan
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7:30am : 1 bread, half boiled egg
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10am : 1 cup green Tea
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12pm : half cup boiled chanay
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1pm : 1 banana
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5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar
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7pm : 1 cup skim milk
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9pm : Green Tea
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10:00pm : Johnnie Walker
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11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni
Paneer, Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate Cake,
Gulab Jamun..
Dieting di maaa di =D
"Aaina samne rakh kar,
apni tanhayio ko duur kar leti hun..!
Tasveer apni dekh kar,
khud se baate'n bhi khoob kar leti hun..!
Mujhse iltijaah na karo mehfilo me aane ki,
kisi ki yaad me ro kar,
khud ko mashroof kar leti hun..!
Koi chahat nahi, "k koi chahe mujhe,"
apni parchaiyo ko apna,
mehboob kar leti hun..!!"
-This is Student Life-
Definition s Altered..: D
1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes
2- SHARING :
Whole class copying one assignment
but in totally different way
3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions :D
4- EDITING :
Your report contains at least 5 pages
less than the person from whom
you copied
5- MULTI TASKING:
Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf,
gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher's sketch and still pretending
that you are listening what teacher is saying.
6- ART :
Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR :
Provide best unintentional humor to
teachers during Viva :D
8- CONSISTENCY Y : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA :
Tolerating teacher for consecutive1 hour :D
11- PERIPHERAL VISION:
Staring at your crush, no matter where
so ever he/she sits :D
12- HUMANITY :
Failing and keeping the consistency of
giving others a chance to top!:D
13- TALENT :
Make whole class laugh no matter how
tense...
Pr0UD TO BE SUCH STUDENT :-D:-D
Unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai.....
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Married Man: Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi :D
Cell phone in your hand,
Number at your fingertips,
Passed on to the screen...!!
But...
Still knowing that
the green button
should not be pressed...
because...
You just lost the rights
over that person....!! :((
When we truly care for
someone,their mistakes never
change our feelings,because Its
the mind that gets angry,
But The heart still loves them..
Friendship is an interpersonal and immediate understanding of interactional ways peculiaristic And Democtaricaly UnDefined Methods Of Controling Emotionals Hyperbolic Reactions..!!!
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Aiween Friendship Friendship Kari Jane Se Kuch Nai Hota.. Concept Pata Hona Chahiye Concept.. . :D
Hamary sath beety lamhon ki yaadein sambhal k rakhna.........
Phr hum yaad to aen gy par lot k kabi ni aen gy....
Teacher:" Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do,
usko 200 ki Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher:" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:" Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante... :p :O :D