Faasle Itne To Pehle Na Hua Karte The
.
Main Wahi Hu Jise Wo Apna Kaha Karte The
.
Wo Bhool Gaye Mujhe Chalo Koi Baat Nahi
.
Zakhm To Is Dil Ko Pehle Bhi Mila Karte The!

'Santa :Jyotishi key paas kundli
dikhane
gaya:

Jyotish-Tera naam Santa hai ?.

Santa-Ji

Jyotish-Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai?

Santa-ji

Jyotish-teri 2 beti hain ?

Santa-ji
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Jyotish-tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide
hain ?
.
Santa-aap to antaryami hain
maharaj.

Jyotish-dafa ho jao yaha se.

Agli dafa
kundli lana, ration card nahin...'

-: EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :-
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Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti
rhi,
.
Aur nind mujhe apni taraf
khichti rhi,
.
Nind ka jhoka mera man moh
gaya,
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Aur kal raat fir ek honhar studnt
bina padhe so gaya.. :/ :P :D

Tujhse chahat tere sapno ki hifazat ki hai,
tere he waste apno se bagawat ki hai,
teri masum nighao ki kasam,
dil to dil meri rooh ne bhi tujhse mohbbat ki hai....

Whenever someone sends me a text saying 'k' ,
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I reply by saying 'Bhootni K' .... :P :D

Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!
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&
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!
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Qnki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI.........:) ;)

2 Bhoot apas mein Baat karte hai...
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Kitni Ajeeb Baat hai na, Larke Marne ke baad Bhoot ban jaate hai.,,

Lekin Larkiyan..

CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi Rehti hai... ;)

hahahahahaha :o :p :D

Be-simt hawaon ko nhi roka karty,
.
Jo beet gya usko nhi socha karty,
.
Suraj se kya pochty ho tapish uski,
.
Dhoop jitni b ho samandar nhi sookha karty.

1st friend: I have MBA Degree kya karu?
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2nd friend : Olx pe bech de