Hospital k bahar Santa zor zor se ro rha tha.
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kisi ne pucha k ku ro rhe ho?

toh
Santa ne kha 20 sal bad beta hua woh bi chota sa :'(
:D :D

Girlfriend to boyfriend
Girlfriend - Mai apki yaad
main Apke Letters K
Stamp Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu Unhe Apke LipS
Ne Chhua Hoga
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Boyfriend - Par Mai To
Unhe Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha

Newly married women apni mom ko call
krti h ,,
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women : mom, kal raat meri unse
ladaai ho gayi ,, .
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mom - Koi baat nahi, Ye to pati
patni ke beech hota hi hai ,,
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women - Wo to thik h mom, par ab
laash Ka kya Karu ?
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mom - OLX pe bech de. . .

Aaj to sun, sunny leone se bhi hot hai.. ;-)
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haye re garmi kuch to raham kar..

Dear Garmi,
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Himmat hai to December me aa naa!! :P

Rone se kisi ko kuch haasil nahi hota,
jo bichhad jaye wo sathi nahi hota...

dusro ki to hum mehfil sajate hain,
par humari tanhai mein koi shamil nahi hota..:( :(

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks
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Doctor- I will sleep now.
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CA- I want to work on internet.
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Architect- I will watch movies now.
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Engineer:- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!! :p ;)

Dukh Day Kar Sawaal Kartay ho,
Tum Bhe GHAALiB ! Kamaal Kartay ho..

Daikh Kar Pooch Liyaa haal meraa,
Chalo Kuch tou Khayaal Kartay ho..

Shehar -e- Dil may Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi ??
Ye Bhe mujh say Sawaal Kartay ho ???

ab Kiss Kiss Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?
her Sitam Bay-misaal Kartay ho . .

Marnaa Chaahain tou mar nahe Saktay,
tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho..

ab Kiss Kiss Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?
her Sitam Bay-misaal Kartay ho . .

The awsum lines from school days
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"OYE, tu ne homework kiya?? "
"nahi"
"chal,sahi hai phir sath mein bahar niklenge"