?15 years back :-
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maa bap chahte the ke unki Ladki
ki shadi "acche ladke" se ho:p
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or abb :D
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maa bap chahte he ki unke BETE ki
shadi "acchi ladki " se ho :p;)
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( Ladkiyo , kya tarakki ki he tumne waah......!! )
Customer: yeh cow kitney ki
he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal
main 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or yeh cow kitne ki
he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or yeh 2
saal
main 5 bchey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti
kiyon
he jbke ye tou saal main 5
bachy
deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER
bhi
koi cheez hoti he.
Santa: Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta: Rang Se Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai
Santa: Abe English Mein bata..
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Banta: 'BLACK-BEHRRY' Hai :D
Teri Yaad Ne Government Office Bana Diya Hai Dil Ko
Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai, Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai :) ;)
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Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De O.o
Ladki Ne Ladke K Kandhe Pr Sir Rkh Kr Pucha..
Tum Is Kandhe Pr Kab Tak Mujhe Sir Rakhne Doge...
Boy--Smiled N Say...Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandha Nhi De Dete... :-)
Dil Ne Jo Chaha Aaj Tak Naa Paaya,
Jhooti Muskan Se Humne Hmesha Gum Chupaya...!!
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Ek Hum Hai Jise Har Bar Takdeer Ne Aazmaya...!!