Nurse:
Bed No. 5 Wale Patient Ka BP Teen Bar Check Kiya, Bahut High Hain !

Doctor:= Ek Bar Fhir Se Check Karo Par,

" Is bar Apne Upar Ke Dono Button Bandh Kar Lena..! " :P :X :D

Mere ishq-o-mohobat ki bus itni si kahani hai,
Kuch tumne barbad kiya
Kuch tumhari yaadon ki mehrbani hai....

Teri palkon pe khwab rakh gaya
koi
Teri saanso pe naam likh gaya
koi
Chalo wada raha bhool jana
hame
Agar humse achha yaar tumhe
mil gaya koi

Girls Fall In Love With Guys Who
Have Ability to Make Them Smile,
and
Guys Fall In Love With Girls Who
Have Ability To Make Them Cry

Boys
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Girl may not Help you to Get a Good
Salary.

But, Salary may Help you to Get Lots
of good
Girls.
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So Love your Work Not Girls..

Yeh Top secret hai
Kisi ko batana mat
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Aur Yeh Bottom secret!
Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!..:P ;-)

Ek Accident huaa Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka
nahi mil raha tha!
usne bahut koshish ki par kucch b nhi dekh paya Pappu dimaag laga kar bola

Ye mera BAAP hai...
Bheed pichhe hati ,, ,
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To dekha KUTTA maraa
pada tha :-D

3 important Philosophies !!!

1: Ability Can Never Remain Hidden.

2: No Injury Is Deeper Than Insult.

3: The Start Of Tension Is The End Of Talent...!!

Every student gets an opportunity to sleep,
talk & chat inside class..

But some miss those beautiful moments..

Those rascals are known as.....
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TOPPERS!!