Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage
Bureau shuru kiya hai:

"Rishtey k
liye
1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Man: Dusri Shadi k liye kya
dabaun?
Santai: khoteyaa...Dusri shadi k liye pehle
wali
ka gala dabaa ..!

SHADI par WO boli: AAP ho MERE "PRANNATH" AUR mein APPKE "CHARNO KI DASI".
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SHADI ke BAAD wo HO gaya "CHARANDAS" aur WO hogayi "PRANO KI PYASSI" :P :D

Wonderful confession by a girl
in church
She : i m in love with a boy
who is far away from me.
I m in India and he lives in uk. We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb, Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed each other
on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship through viber, I need ur blessings and good
wish. ''oh god'',

Guy besides her said :
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay, Send them through gmail, And if u r fed up with ur
husband or kids then sell them on OLX :D :P

Kisi ki yaad me itna udaas na hua kar..
Log naseeb se milte hain udaasiyon se nahi... :(

1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha

Arz kiya hai

Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..

Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P

Fir cashier se kaha

Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo

Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!

Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..

Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!

Fir jate-jate kaha..

Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.

Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera :P :D

NEW DISEASE FOUND.
SLEEPTORIA.
cause- lectures n book exposure.
host- student.
syptoms- head falling on table, auto closrs of eyez.
signs- redness of eyez, memory loss, poronia.
spread- student to student.
precaustion- bunk classes, prevent exposures to books.
treatment- watch movies, attend canteen sessesions, surf internet.
share fo al students, so that they dont suffer frm the disease.:)

Facebook me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...

"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha... :P :D

Being sad don't solve ur problems...it is make ur problems be more...never give up and be strong and keep ur smile whatever happened.. :))

Maut Ka Intzar Tha Hame To Usse Milne Se Pahle_!

Ek Mulakat Ne Zindagi Ka Deewana Bana Diya_!