Most Jealous Line With Lovely Feelings.

"Its Not That I Want U With Me Every-time.
But, Its Just I Don't Want Any1 Else To Have U 4 A Second".

What is wife??

Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Bivi Se.

Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta Hoon Aur Bivi Meri .

Teacher :
Mai School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se Sunta Hn .

Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghr Mein Nokar .
Judge :
Main Court May Faisle Sunata Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar.

{''FaisLa Aap k Haath Mein Hai Kanware Raho Khush Raho No Wife Easy Life''}

Jo Shadi Kr Chuke Hai Woh Sabar Karein , Jin Ki Nahin Hui Woh Shukr Krein ..

Issued In Public Interest

Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko Aazmati Hai,

Kisi Se Rooth Jaati Hai Par Kisi Pe Muskurati Hai,

Mohabbat Khel Hi Aisa Hai,

Kisi Ka kuch nahi Jaata, Kisi Ka Sab Kuch Chala Jaata Hai..

Arz kiya Hai...

Bigdi Hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai..

Wah..wah..

20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the

or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai

Husband: Raja Dasarath ko 3
Rani
thi....

Wife: To Kya..?

Husband: To main 2 Shaadiya
aur
kar sakta hun..
.
.
.
Wife: Draupadi ka naam suna
hai ?

Husband: Tu bhi Na Pagli Dil
pe le leti Hai......

Nabz meri dekhi aur 'bimar' likh diya,
.
Rog mera usne 'Dosto ka pyar' likh diya,
.
Karzdaar rahenge hum to us hakeem k,
.
Jisne dawa me 'Dosto ka sath' likh dia. :-)

Pappu dialling a phone number,
.
.
.
A computerized female voice
said, .
.
.
.
Aapke pas iss call k liye
balance nahi hai,
.
.
.
Pappu :"Bas janeman,
.
.
Tumse baat ho jati hai,
itna hi kafi hai.. :p :)

1 admi ka gala kharab tha...
.
.
Wo rat 12 baje Dr. ke ghar gya...
.
.
Dard ki wajah se bahut aahista se bola....:Dr. sahab hai ????
.
.
.
Doctor ki biwi usse b ahista se boli: Nahi Hai, Aa jao..!! ;)

Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:
.
Taken : Le Li..
Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li..
.
The Dark Knight :Kala Kaluta Shoorveer..
.
.
Wrong Turn : Galat Mod Le Liya Be.
Wrong Turn 2 : Saala Phir Se Galat Mod Liya.
.
Terminator : Bhasmasur.
.
Welcome To The Jungle :Anil Kapoor Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai .
.
The Mummy Returns :Mataji Vaapas Aa Rahi Hain.
.
SAW: Dekha
SAW 2: Phir Se Dekha
SAW 3: Ek Baar Phir Se Dekha
.
Inception : Khwab Mein Khwab, Dimaag Ka Dahi Janaab!!!
.
.
Titanic : Nauka Dela Dhoka.
.
Babys day out :ghara ke bahar launda
.
Mission Impossible :Eie Na Ho Paai.
Mission Impossible 2 :Abe Eie Na Ho Paai
Mission Impossible 3 :Abe Hum Pehle Hi Kahe Rahe Ki Eie Na Ho Paai :p :D