Teacher: Apka Beta Fail Ho Gaya Hai Or Ap
Ladu Khila Rahe Ho.
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Neta Ji: 50 Bacho Ki Class Hai,Pass Sirf 5
Hueye Hai,Aur Fail 45 Majority To Mere
Bete Ke Sath Hai Na....
My Sweet Heart,
I promise no matter how difficult this gets,
No matter how frustrated I get,
I wont give up on u,
on us.
I Love u with all my heart baby.
I'm going to fight for it, Because u're worth it.
I just want u, That's all.
All ur flaws, mistakes, smiles, frowns, giggles, jokes, sarcasm,
everything...
I just want u.
I Love u will all my heart..
5 Apple = 45 Rs.
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Apple 5 = 45000 Rs.
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Position position ki baat hoti hai bhai
mere...;););)
98 years old rich man married 18 years girl.
Media askd d girl: "Aapne inme shadi k liye kya dekha?"
Girl:-Ek toh inki
"in-come"
aur dusre inke
"din-come" :P :P
A Boy and a Girl loved each other. Unfortunately,
the girl died... When dying, she said..
"Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche,
Thu milega mujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche.
Par tu to ab ek bewafa nikla,
Ek tu hi nahi tha mere Janaze ke peeche" :(
That time the boy said..
"Ek wada tha mere har wade ke peeche,
Mai milunga tujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche.
Par tum ne hi mudke na dekha..
Ek aur Janaza tha tere Janaze ke peeche!!!" :( :'(
"Jalebi" Ko English Mein "SYRUP FILLED RING"
Aur
"Pakoray" Ko English main "FRITTERS" Kehte Hein.
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)
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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko Hindi mein kia kehte hein? :p
Two friends were walking through the desert.
During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."
They kept on walking until they found an oasis,
where they decided to take a bath.
The one, who had been slapped, got stuck in the mire and started drowning,
but the friend saved him.
After the friend recovered from thenear drowning,
he wrote on a stone:
"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE."
The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,
"After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"
The other friend replied:
"When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.
But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND, AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.
Ya Khuda ye teri kaisi Khudai...
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Kisi ke liye 4-4..
mere liye ek bhi AWWWW krne
wali
nahi banayi ! :( :P
Mom :Beta haath jal gaya, toothpaste lana
Me : No, maa. Mere toothpaste me namak hai. Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya.