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Funny

A chinese kid was born before the due date...

His parents named him...

Sudden Lee.... :D :D


Shayari   Yaadein  

Sara din lag jata hai hme khud ko
sametne me!!!....
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Fir raat ko unki yaado ki hawa chalti hai
or
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hum fir bikhar jaate hai! :( :(


Facebook

Mark zukerburg invented facebook after listening the song
"Kitaben bahut si padhi hongi tumne, Magar koi chehra bhi tumne padha hai"!!!
:P :D

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Beautiful

A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty ...!!

After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.

Son Replied:

We've 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4

We've Small Pool, They've Long River

We've Lamps, They've Stars

We've Small Piece Of Land, They've Large Fields

We've Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others

We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food

We've House To Protect Us, They've Friends

The Boy's Father Was Speechless.

Then His Son Said: "Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are."


Funny

Aajkal 9th-10th class ki bachi se
bhi poochlo
uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h
Bolti h m broken heart
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Sala mujhe toh samjh nhi ata h
inke heart kaun
todta h
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Micky Mouse ya Donald :/


Bewafa   Shayari  

"Naseeb banke koi zindgi me aata hai,....
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Fir khwab banke ankho me sama jata hai.....
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Yaqin dilata hai k wo humra hi hai....
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Fir na jane q wo WAQT ke sath bdal jata hai.

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Friendship

When best friends are together the
whole world seems like a roller coaster
ride.


Students   Exam  

Classic xample of studnts of different
standards:
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1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I
studied
everything for exam..
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3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question was
very
hard, soIleft only dat qstn!
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5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only
important
qstns!
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7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r
enough 2
pass!
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9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??
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And in college:
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Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere
paas toh pen bhi nahi hai..


Girl-Boy

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki
ke pas gaya
aur
bola
"mai tumse dosti karna chahta
hu", .
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Ladki boli : "to hamari
dushmani kab thi
BHAAIIIYYAA" . . .


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