Student Brain is like the...

"" Bermuda Triangle""

Information goes in and then

" It's never found again"

Mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai,
Dil ke qalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorate ai nazneen,
Qatal karne ke liye teri muskaan hai kafi hai...

You can call your daughter Beta, You can never call your son a Beti though. Explains why daughters will always be special. :)

New born baby slowly opens its
tiny eyes and ask nurse- Why no
light.?
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Nurse- Power cut...
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Baby- maa ki aankh... Phir se India
me paida ho gya.!! -_- :P

Wonderful fact about friends
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Agar dost na milte toh kbhi yakeen
na hota ki ajnabi log bhi apno se
jayda pyare ho skte hai ....

GIRL- i cheated
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Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you?
I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs.

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She shouted and said:.....Kamine I
was talking about examss..
is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya :P :D

Jab waqt ko tham leta hai koi
khayalon me naam leta hai koi
Zindagi bohat haseen ho jati hai
Jab hamse behtar hame jaan leta hai
koi :)

Kisi se umeed kiye bina uska
achha
karo..... Kyuki.....!!!
jo log phool bechte hai unke
haath me
khushbu aksar reh jaati hai......!!
good morning

Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai aaj meri ijjat khatre mein hai kaminey.. X_X >=)