Haskar dekh liya rokar bhi dekh
liya,
Kisi ko pa kar-khokar bhi dekh
liya...
Pyaar bhi kiya aur samajh bhi liya,
Zindagi wahi jee sakta hai,
Jisne akele jeena sikh liya...!!

INDIA VS PAKISTAN
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Pakistani to indian :
arz kiya h : MUNNI tumhaari
badnaam hai SHEILA
tumhaari jawaan hai Aur captian
humaara PATHAAN hai! .
.
.
.
INDIAN arz kiya h :
. .
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MUNNI
hamaari BADNAAM hai SHEILA
hamaari jawaan hai
JITNE runs sachin ke hai utna
SQUARE FEET
tumhaara pakistaan hai !!...

?1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?
.
.
Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain! :-/ :D

Khush raho
Is liye nahi k Ap khush rehna chahte hain

Balke
Is liye k jo log Ap ko khush daikna nahi chahty

Unko Aag lag jaye :p

Yeh Cheezzzzzzz.. :-):-D

Muhabbat mujhe tmse nahi tmhare kirdaar se hai

warna

haseen log to bazaar me Aam bikaa karte hai....!!

Apne desh main Male-Female ratio ko balance
karne ka ek sabse achcha tareeka
.
.
jo ladke, Facebook, Twitter aur Sms
Addict par, ladkiyon ki identity bana
rahe hain....
.
.
.
God unhe permanently ladki hi bna
de XD :-D

Honthon Pe Hansi ..
Ankhon Mein Nami...
bheegi Se Hai Mere Dil Ki Zameen..
Sab Kuch Hasil Hai Aj Magar Mitt'tti Hi Nahi Kyun Teri Kami..

Very Nice Rules in love
.
1: Never ask for a hug,
Just take it...
2: Never ask,"Do yo miss me?".
Say"I miss u"...
3: Never ask,"Can you help me?",
Say"I want you to do this for me"...
4: Never say I can't live without
you,
Say I live for you.
5: Last but not the least, never say
thank you, sorry or please,
instead say anytime for you..

Ye saali zindagi Bhi Earphone k jaisi hai. Lakh suljha k rakho ulajh hi jaati hai. :| :/