Jis desh mein bahti ho GANGA, waha kya kar lega Murli ya Malinga. Aaj lahraya TIRANGA, dekhte rahe gaya Srilanka.
INDIA VS PAKISTAN
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Pakistani to indian :
arz kiya h : MUNNI tumhaari
badnaam hai SHEILA
tumhaari jawaan hai Aur captian
humaara PATHAAN hai! .
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INDIAN arz kiya h :
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MUNNI
hamaari BADNAAM hai SHEILA
hamaari jawaan hai
JITNE runs sachin ke hai utna
SQUARE FEET
tumhaara pakistaan hai !!...
SHREELANKA ko sharafat sikha denge, Hindustan ki Takat unko achi trah se malum hai par ab fir se modrn RAMAYAN dikha denge, Sunlo SHREELANKAIYO humse panga mat lena WORLD CUP me to kya tumhare LANKA ke gar gar mai TIRANGA Lehra denge.
If ravan still existed in Sri lanka ,instead of sita ,he would make plan to kidnap anushka sharma ;)
Before the finals :D
Pak Players E-Mail Address's:
Salman Butt-
In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com
Umar Gul-
Batti_Gul@WC.Com
Kamran Akmal-
Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com
Younis Khan-
Useless@ All_Levels.Com
Shoaib Malik-
Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com
Misbah-Ul-Haq-
Playing4free@ God's_Will.Com
Mohammad Yousuf:
30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com
Shahid Afridi-
Over-Rated@ Boom_Boom.Com
Rana Naved-Ul-Hasan-
Always4enemy_Service@Free.Com
Fawad Alam-
Why-I-M-There@God_Knows.Com
Shoaib Akhtar-
Found@Pcb-Head_Office.Com
Danish Kaneria
Available_Only@ Test_Level.Com..
VVS Laxman got 98% in his 10th standard science exam & wanted to be a doctor but parents made him play cricket.
What an anti-Indian story!
Afridi to his wife : muje chay de, wife ne plet me chay di.
Afridi gusse se: cup me chay do.
Wife: plet me hi pine ki aadat dalo cup to tumhare baap le gaye
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
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Sochoo
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Nahi Pata?
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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
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