Agar Kuch Seekhna Hai Toh Aankhon Ko Padhna Seekh Lo

Warna Lafzo Ke Matlab Toh Hazaro Nikalte Hain...!

Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
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Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet Sabpasand
karte hai aur most important similarity
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Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai..

The problem is girls
develop true feelings too
fast and boys develop
true feelings too slow.

Wife is busy packing her clothes.

Man: And where are you going?

Wife: I'm moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing.

Wife: And where do you think your going?

Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.

Wife: And what about the kids?

Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother

If you never thank GOD after every smile..
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then you have no right to blame him for every tear....!!

Between ten people, nine maybe
in love with you..
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But, You'll fall in love exactly for that
one who doesn't love you... !!!

Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate
Hain,
Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate
Hain,
Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain,
Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain....

A Relationship Is Not Holding
Hands
While You Understand Each
Other,
It's About Having Lots Of
Misunderstandings and Still Not Leaving Each
Other's
Hands....

Girlfriend:" Hey

Boyfriend:" Who's Hey..??, don't ever call me back.

Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??

Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??

Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something from you..

Boyfriend:" What ??

Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??

Boyfriend:" 15k for what..??

Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..

Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..

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count it, its complete and take this extra 2k.

k,
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that's for your perfume..:P