Man got a call from unknown number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u..??
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Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ??
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Man:" Yes, but who R u..??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar
aaja..

"Roz Tera intezar Hota Hai
Roz Ye Dil Beqarar Hota Hai

Kaash K Tum Samajh Sakte K
Chup Rehnay Walo Ko B Kisi se Pyar Hota Ha.....

The pain of missing friends is realized whn
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U r standing some where nd see a group of
friends
having fun U smile nd say to urself 'HUM
BHI KABHI AISE HI KRTE THE' :)

Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I
Love You
Kaha..
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Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke
Chanta Maara Aur
Boli:
KYAA BOLAA ???
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Santa Rote Hue Bola:
Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi
To Chantaa Kyon Maara???? :'( :P

Woh Hamare Nehi To Kya Gam
Hai......
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Hum To Oonhi KeHain,Yeh Kya
Kam Hai......
Na Gam Kam Hai, Na Ansu Kam
Hai......
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Dekhte Hain Rulane Walo Mein
Kitna Dum Hain......

Maut ke aagosh mein sone ko jee karta hai,
Dil to kho diya ab jindagi khone ko jee karta hai,
Uski yaad aati hai jab bhi mujhe Naa jaane kyu,
kahi pe tanha baith ke rone ko jee karta hai..

Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya
relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai :P :P :P

Sometimes,
You Have To Eat Your Words,
Chew Ur Ego,
Swallow Your Pride,
And Accept That You're Wrong..
It's Not Giving Up, It's Called '' Growing Up''....

Smile at a cute foreigner girl and her whole family will smile at you. Smile at a cute Indian girl, and her whole family will beat you.