Newton's 5th law. Performance of boys decreases when number of girls in exam hall increases.;D :D
Facebook
Is behaving like girl !!!
Everytime we try to understand her
She changes :D
If Facebook was school I swear ,,, I'd have 100% attendance.
What Is Education?
Education Is A Process Of Wasting Half Of Our Life To Learn How To Waste Remaining Half Of Our Life.:-)
1 Bacha Dabang dekh kar aya.
School mein sir: Tumhare saare answer galat hain marks dain to kahan?
Bacha: Kamal Karte Hain Master Ji.
Marks He To Mang Rahe Hain,
Chup Chap De Do Warna Thapar Maar K Bhi Le Sakte Hain.
Sir: Begairat
Bacha: Begairat Se Yaad Aaya,
Aap K Papa Kaise Hain?
Sir: Nikal ja meri class se
Bacha: Chup Chap Se Marks De Do
Warna Answer Sheet Me Itne Ched Karenge K Confuje Ho Jaoge K Marks Kahan Dein Or Zero Kahan Dain :D
CA ki Wife: Eji,Ye Inflation kya hai?
CA:Earlier you were 36-24-36;now 42-40-48.
Ab Tere paas pahle se sab zyada hai,fir bhi teri value kam hai.
Ye hai INFLATION. ;)
Cutest
Leave Aplication:
O Mastr ji
Wen I cum
Rain chhum chhum
Leg My fisla
I Gira Dham
Niche my bag& upar ws Hum
So Ystrdy
I Not Cum!
Kuch log hotey hain aansu ki tarah
Pata hi nhi lagta saath de rhe hain ya chhor k ja rahe hain.
Boy; Do u like me?
Girl; NO (boy got sad)
Girl; Y r u sad?
Boy; coz U don't like me:(
Girl; U never Askd me if i love u?
Boy; Awwww! Do u love me?
Girl; No;)
DOUBLE BEZZTI :D