"I'll stay close to u,,, till my presence doesn't hurt u"
"I'll stay back silently away frm u,
once u feel my presence irritates u"!!
because "I LOVE YOU !!"
Pita:-Agar tu fir exam me fail hua to mujhe papa mat bolna.
Aftr exam -
papa-how is ur result?
SON-Dimag ka dahi mut kr RAMLAL,tune papa hone ka haq kho diya.
Chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gaye :(
Samandar to wahi tha, sahil badal gaye.
Katal aesa hua kishton mein mera.
Kabhi badle khanjar to kabhi qaatil badal gaye.
A SAD Love Story:
There Were Two Lovers Who Decided To End Their Relationship. After Many Years When The Boy Got Married,
His Ex G.F Approached Him 'n Said - "How Dare You Use My Favorite Color As The Theme Of Your Wedding !
How Dare You Use My Favorite Flowers As Your Decoration!
How Dare You Set The Date I Proposed You As Your Wedding Day
'n
How Dare You Use Our Song For The Ceremony ??
The Boy Cried 'n Said - "Because This Is The Only Way I Could Pretend To My Heart That I'm Getting Married To YOU. :(
Boy: Marry me. ?
Girl: Do you have a house. ?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you have a BMW car. ?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary. ?
Boy: No salary, but
Girl: No but. You have nothing,, How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche,, Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS,,
Girl: Why is my name on your Facebook status every 2 minutes ?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind ? And honestly, it's always you
Boy: darling humare pyar k bary mein kisi ko mat batana
Girl: tumhari behan ko tu zaror bataon gi kameeni kehti thi k koi kuta hi ho ga jo tujh se pyar kary ga
Un Ko Jana Tha Wo Chale Gaye Hum Ko Khona Tha Hum Ne Kho Diya Faraq Sirf Itna Tha K,,, Us Ne Zindagi Ka Ek Pal Khoya Hum Ne Ek Pal Men Puri Zindagi Kho dia.
if corn oil is made up of corn , vegetable oil is made up of vegetables
then what is baby oil made up of ? LOL