Bhikhari: Sahab, 1 rupaya day do.
Sahab: Kal aana, kal doon ga
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye phansay huye hain

Zindagi mein kuch na paa sake to kya gam hai,
Tere jaisa dost paya yeh kya kam hai,
Ek choti si jagah payi dil mein,
Wo jagah kya kisi "taj mahal" se kam hai

Sala har ek dost jaroori hota hai !!!
Banda ghar late aaya tho Dad ne pucha: "Where were you?"
usane kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha" Dad ne usake hi saamne usake 10 friends ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai."
3 ne kaha: "Yaha hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?"
1 ne tho had hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa boliye kya hua"

i love the way u lie to me
i love the way u show care for me
i love the way u play with my innocent heart
now
i love the way u teach me how to live with out love

Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se insult bhi ho jaati hai, so Dnt give too much lectures

sometimes we maintain silence to protect a beautiful relation
but we forget
that silence creates a distance in every beautiful relation

Sweetest excuse :
A kid gets zero in a paper

Mom: What is this?

Kid replied with innocence teacher kai pass stars khatam hogai thy tou full moon de diya :-)

Remember me like a pressed flower in your note book
it may not Be having any fragrance but will remind you of my existance forever !:-)

If u wanna take revenge from anyone on Facebook
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Just comment on their status &
when they reply back delete your comment ;-) :-D