Santa Ki Biwi Bhaag Gaee.

3 Dinoon Kay Baad Wapis Aaye.

Santa Gussay Say Bola "Ab Kya Lainay Aae Ho"

Biwi Boli: "Main Apnay Mobile Ka Charger Bhool Gaee Thi"

Evergreen Lines:-

"Do you Know Why Love is Blind?

Love Is Blind Beacuse
Your Mom Started To Love You Beafore Seeing Your Face"

Gabbar: Ye Hath Mujhay Dai Day Thakur!!!

Thakur:Lele! Mere Hath Lele, Basanti Ke bhi Hath Lele, Jay Veeru Ke bhi Hath Lele, Octopus Ban Ja Kaminay!!!

Gabbar: O yaar , Tu to Emotional Ho Gaya

Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast seven hours a day
Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for six hours

Yeh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !

Ek Sakhs Ko Dil Me Jagah Di Thi
Khwbo Ki Dunia Usse Saja Di Thi
Maloom Na Tha Wo Bewafa Niklega
Us Par Bharosa Karke Khud Ko Saza Di Thi

Is dil ko yeh gawara nahi hota
Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota
bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo
Miss call par apna guzara nahi hota

Humble Request
Dear Google
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Can You Just Let me write my sentence before you start guessing it :P

Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahin Nafrat to kahin Dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jate hai har rishte Duniya me,
Sirf "DOSTI" hi yahan 'NOT FOR SALE' hai