Gr8 sugestion -

Acha dost jitni baar b ruthe use har baar manana chahiye
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Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare raaz janta hai Kya pta kab kise telecast kar DE =P

Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook

Boy : you know, I had a dream about you! :)

Girl : Awwwwww ! howw sweet!
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Boy : You died :P
hehe :D

Yu To Koi Tanha Nahi Hota
Keh Kar Koi Juda Nahi Hota
Mohabbat Ko Majburiya Hi Le Doobti Hai
Warna Koi Khushi Se Bewafa Nahi Hota

Do u remembr ur cute bachpan wen u went 2 toy shop n askd shopkeeper "antal antal ye monkey titne ta hai?"
Shopkeeper replyd "Beta ye monkey nahi mirror hai. :D

Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi ?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi" :D

A Santa goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

"A Bird asked a Bee.
u work so hard, to get " honey "
& people steal that from you
don't you feel sad ???
Bee replied - No,b'coz they can never steal my art of making " honey "

Be like little " Bee" ,,, small in size but big by heart

Teri Kasam Hum Abhi Tak Soye Nahi
Rone Ko Dil Karta H Par Roye Nahi

Yaad Na Kare Tumko Or So Jaye
Itne Bewafa Abhi Tak Hum Hue Nahi.