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Engineer

We r Cheaters,, But v dont cheat Humanity!
We hate Study,,, But v love Technology!
We flirt with flirters,, But v r lovers!!
World cant Change us, But v can change the World!!
We dont hav Books in Hand,, But hav Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!
We r the rarest common Race on Earth !! Meet us
We r the ENGINEERS!!


Santa-Banta   Jokes  

Teacher: Translate Into English, Inn Barisho Se Dosti Achi Nahe Faraz
Kaccha Tera Makan Ha Kuch To Khial Kar

Santa: Friendship With These Rains Not Good Faraz
How Cheap Is Ur Home, Behave Yourself!!!


Engineer

An Engineer is a Person who applies the skills and knowledge of basic science for the good of society

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Facebook

The only way the world is going to end in 2019 is if Facebook is taken off of the internet!


Luv-Shayary

A Dil Tu MohoBbat Karta KiyoN Hy,
Karta Hy To Tarapta KiyoN Hy,
WoH Kehty Hain Tum Hamary Dil Ki Dharkan Ho,
Phir Hamary Bagair Un Ka Dil Dharakta KiyoN Hy. !


Funny

The Teacher puts 2x + 5x2/-8=21a on the board and tells me.

" Solve the Problem "

I get up, and erase the board

" Problem Solved :-pp "

Oh My God em so Intellgent :-pp

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Jokes

Grand father to Grand son: Go hide! Your teacher is here because you bunked school today!
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Grand Son: NOOoooooo ,,,,You go and hide I told her I'm on a leave because you passed away today


Funny-Shayari

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
wrna mohbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane me sab kehdia Mehreen se,
kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
ab umeed hy sirf Noreen se,
lekin bat banegi Farheen se,
ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
nahi to shayad Nosheen se,

warna setting to hy or bhi
"2-3"se. :-)'


Smile   Beautiful  

Anyone Can Make You Smile,
Many People Can Make You Cry,
But It Takes Someone Really
Special To Make You Smile With
Tears In Your Eyes


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