Gf aur bf dono Market me Gaye
Ek larkay ne hello kia?:]
Bf: k0n tha wo???
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Girl: tum dimagh mat kharab kro, abi usse b btana hai tum k0n ho!!!
Universal truth we learn!
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral:- "Education spoils our commonsense"
:D
Hum whisky nahi pite
hum rum nahi pite
hum jaam k naam par gum nahi pite
agar mil jaye doston ki mefil khuda ki kasam
fir hum kisi se kam nahi peete.
Dost: Biwi se Jhagra Solve hua kya?
Papu : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
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Papu : Boli Bed k Neche se Nikal Aa, Ab Nahi Marungi :P hahahaha
Girlfriend Setting Password for Her Laptop with Boyfriend Sitting Beside Her
She Types "BRAIN" as Password ,,Boyfriend fells Off His Chair Laughing B'coz Laptop Replied: "TOO SMALL" :p
take one spoon full of sugar
and put it in u r eyes
now u will have sweet dreamz
if u want spicy dreamz
try chili powder
goood nite
Girl: I love you
Boy: Main bhi tumse
i love u kahu, to kya karogi
Girl: Khushi se mar jaaungi.
Boy: Ja pagli nahi kehta
JEE LE apni zindgi :D :D
Kissi ki yaad mai itna Udaas na hua kar,
Log Naseeb se milte hain udaasiyon se nahi!
The Keyword To Our
RELATI0NSHIPS :
TR[US]T
Without Trust,
There Is No 'US'