Mein Ne Us Se Kaha Ke Chor Du Ya Tor Du Muje
Us Ne Hans Kr Galey Lgaya Or Kaha
Chor Raha Ho Aaj Tujey
Toot Tum Khud Hi Jao Gey
itna betaab na ho mujhse bicharney ke liye
tujh ko aankhon se nahi dil se juda karna hai
A boy said to girl " i love u"
but the girl replied : sorry, i love someone else
boy in sad mood looked at the girl n said
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bataun teri maa ko??:p:D
sabse jyada nasha kisme hai ??
Daru me
no
bhang me.
No
pyar me
no
paise me
no
sabse jyada nasha kitab me hai.
Kholte he sali neend aa jati hai.
A 5 Year Old Girl Asked
The Boy Who Sits Next To Her
"WHAT IS LOVE"
He Replied
" Love Is When You Steal Chocolates Everyday From My
Bag "N' Yet I Still Keep Them In The
Same Place :)
BIMAARI in Bollywood style :-
1. Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER
2. Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK
3. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai : CONSTIPATION
4. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY
5. Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT
6.Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZEIMERS
7. Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO :D :P
I miss my frnds b'coz
They open their answr sheet durng exam n say "le chaap le jaldi varna latak jayega"
Apna hmwrk kr k copy dete or kehte "kal homwrk kr lena vrna sir thok denge"
Cafe me break k tym apni plate mujhe dete or kehte "le kha le,apne paise kabr me le jana"
Jab ladai hoti to dusri desk pe baith ke gaate "dost dost na raha"
Par last day?
Sirf aankho me pani or hotho pe sawal.
"Tu mujhe bhulega to nhi"
Really miss those days a lot!
Aanso Ponchne wala har koi Mill jaye ga.
Lakin.
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Naak Ponchne wala Koi Nahi Mille ga.
So Rumal Apne Sath Rakho ,,,ha ha ha h
Hum Bebas hai beparwa nai,
Hum Udaas hai khafa nai,
Kadar karte hai dosto ki Dil se,
Hum Majboor zror hai,
Magr bewafa nai