"Teacher: What wil u do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I mean what wil u BECOME?
S: Admin of facebook page ;)
T: OMG! I MEAN what wil u ACHIEVE aftr u grow up?
S: Facbook Admin Rights
T: IDIOT! I MEAN what wil u do 4 ur PARENTS?
S: I create a page 4 thm on facebooK. 'I MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid! What do ur parents want frm U?
S: My facebook password
T: Oh God! What is the PURPOSE OF UR LIFE?
S: Facebook bt never face ur book:P
This is CAlled FB AddictiOn.

Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai?
Dukandaar: 1500
Girl: "Uff"
or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?
Dukandar: "uff"+"uff" .

I Don't Want To Be
Romeo n Juliet,
Prince Charming n Cinderella,
0r
Even Ken n Barbie.
I Want Us To Make 0ur 0wn
Story

Fri[end]
Girlfri[end]
boyfri[end]
everything has an [END]
except for fam[ily]

One Of The Best Moments In Life Is When,
"U See Ur Yellow Rose Turning Red Rose",
Hard 2 Understand????

1 Admi toillet me betha thaa achanak se usay se sath wale toillet se awaaz aai

Kya hal hai ??

Admi ghabra kr bola - Theek hunn

Phirr awaaz aai
Kya kar rahy hoo ?? :DD

Admi - zaroori kaam se betha honn :p

Phr awaaz aai
Main ajaOn??

Admi or ghabra k bola - Nahi nahii main akela hi theek hon :O

Phirr awaaz aai
Acha yaar main tumhain baad main call krta honn,,, koi pagal ka bachaa sath wale toillet se mere har baat ka jawaab dee raha hai :D :D ;p

College life

ASSIGNMENT copy karte time

" Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? "
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" Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''!! :P :D

Heart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker -

I Trust On Cigarettes More Than Girls, Because, I Am Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart

Teacher stdnt se: khali jga pur kro,

900 choohe kha kr Billi _____chali.

Stdnt:900 chohe kha kr Billi slow slow chali.

Teachr (Ghusse se):khare ho jao,mazaq krte ho.

Stdnt: mis ye B maine Aap ka dil rkhne k lye keh dya wrna 900 chohay kha kr Billi ka Baap b nahi chal skta :P