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Cigarette Sms and Cigarette Quotes

Smoking is injurious to health, but I love injuries.

Heart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker -

I Trust On Cigarettes More Than Girls, Because, I Am Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart


Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd
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" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"


hum woh engineer nahi jinke haathon mein lohe se chhaale pad jaate hain, hum to un mein se hain jo welding torch se ciggrate jalate hain.

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The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
"I always think of leaving cigaratte"
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.


smoking kills slowly .. so what , whose in a hurry?


Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Santa: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

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People say that smoking is not good
but it is the way to keep loving
cos
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday


Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
"A F----NG SMOKER NEVER DIES.";-)


Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke
Dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

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