Height of Insult:-

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard!

Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls !

:D

Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year?
Kid:12
Teacher: Wow Tumhe kese pata ?
Kid: AREY mis wo hai na gaana,,
12 Mahinay mein 12 Tareekon se tujh ko pyaR Jatao'n Ga Reeeyyy.

DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA :P
Eh Eh Eh Eh Ehhhhhhhh

Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause, Its our nation which is shining as it was, Its Independence Day Today

alwida kehty hue jab maine us bewafa se talab ki ik nishani
wo muskura k b0la daag-e-judai hi kafi hai agar yaad rahy t0u.

May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country! Happy Independence Day.

Boy:Ro kyun rhi ho?
Girl:Mere Marks kam aye hai.

Boy:bata kitne aye hai?

Girl:sirf 94%.

Boy:Khuda ka khouff kr zalim. Itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate hai!!

Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can't sale untill u have a prescription
Man showed his Marriage Certificate
Chemist: pappu, vaddi bottle day sir noo

Height Of Happiness-

Boy Got Job In Girls Hostel
After 2 Months
Owner Asked- Why Don't U Come 2 Take Ur Salary

Boy- Wah, Salary as well

ek pathan or sardar fight ker rhe the sardar pathan ko bola mei tere shirt phar
doonga pathan sardar ko bola itna serious mamle mei romantic bat kuyn kar rhe ho