A student's facebook status during class:

"I am online from class"

Comment on his status from his teacher:
"Beta test me zero mila ha. Aakar dekhay ga ya tag karun"

When v miss sum1 we feel like sharing a lot, but when v c dem after many days v can only smile at dem n dat smile includes all r feelings

Pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah thehri hai Uski ankhin sagar se b zyada gehri hai
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte Tab pata chala dono kan se behri hai

Sometimes you have to smile
Pretend everything's okay.
Hold back the tears,
And just walk away.
:)

In andhero k lye kuch "AFTAB" mange hein

Dua me Hum ne log kuch "Khas" mange hein,
Jab b manga he "kuch" Rab se, to "AAP" ke liy

Khushion k "Pal" BeHisab mangy hein.

Instead of Facebook asking "What's on your mind?", it should probably ask "WTF is YOUR problem ?"

Jab Wo Mera Nam Apne

Hatho Ki Lakeron Me

Talash Kar Kar K Thak Gai

Tou Sar Jhukaya Or Muskra K Kaha

"Lakeeren Jhoot Bolti Hen Tum Mere Ho!"

CID Ki Safalta Ka Raaz
CID CRIME SCENE -

LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha!
DAYA: Kya?! Rahul tumhara bhai tha?!
LADY: Haan, Rahul mere bhai tha!
ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha?
LADY: Haan sir, wo mera bhai tha!
ABHIJEET: My God! Iska matlab, tum Rahul ki behen ho??

Attitude Statement of the decade

"I got 150 Questions in exam saying to solve any 100.!!!

I Solved All 150 and wrote - CHECK ANY 100!!!!! :-p