1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?
.
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Churail Ki Churail Rehti Hain! :-/ :D

Santa: Maine apne bete ka
naam America rakha hai.

banta: wo kyun?

Santa: main duniya ko batana
chahta hun ke main America ka
baap hun.

Aye-khuda, kese bhula dete hain log teri khudayi ko,
Mujse tera banaya hua ek insaan tak bhulaya nai jata

World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very
Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And
Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar

My doors will be always open 4even those who have hurt me.
But
may be, they hv lost their
beautiful position on which they hve once ruled

Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi
Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?
Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai...
Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani
ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
"Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??"
Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha
jaana hai?
Pakistani Darr kar bola: "Shri Chandigarh Sahib
Jana hai.."
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar
bola:
"Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib
laga raha hai.!"
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana
hai?
Pakistani: "Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se
lo.."
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
"Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega..

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Always try to be more sensitive
about Some one's feelings...
.
Because..
.
Some time a tear means Happiness
And,
a Smile means Hurt...

Jine ki khwaish me har roz marte
hai...
Wo aaye ya na aaye hum intezar
karte hai..
Juthe hi sahi mere yaar ka
wada...
Hum sach maan kar aitbaar karte
hai..