GirL A.T.M pe Pappu se..
Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check
krna h..
Ap meri help kr do plz..

Pappu use ek zor ki laat marta h or
ladki gir jati h.
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Pappu : tera balance to bahot khaRAb hai

"Na Dua maangi , na guzaarish ki ,
Na koi Fariyaad na numaaishh ki,
Jab bhi jhuka sar khuda k aage , humne bs aapki khushi ki khwaahishh ki..

When the moon winks at U tonight..I wish sweet dreams embrace U tight..Hope UR day was quite alright..& I wish U a lovely Good Night..!

Khyalon me basa rakha hai tera pyar is qadar,
koi waqt bhi puche to tera naam bata deta hu...

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!

Ab Soch Rahe Hain Seekh Hi Le, Hum Bhi Berukhi Karna....
Mohabbat Dete Dete Sabko, Humne Apni Hi Kadar Kho Di....!!!

"A Studnt's Warning 2 Teacher!;->

Dear TEACHER if I sit next to my bst frnd, I'll whisper to them. If u move me away, I'll shout to them. Choice is urs! =P

A man finds a beautiful girl at an airport cafe sitting next to him.. He thinks to himself ''she must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for??''... hoping to get her attention he leans towards her n say's emirates slogan ''keep discovering..'' she never notices him... Again he leans n say's kingfisher's slogan: ''fly the good times...". And again no response..
Again he leans over to say another airlines slogan...
She turns n say's ''kya takleef hai tereko haramzaade"??
Man smiles, leans back and said - '' Ahhh.... Air india"!!! :D

Her MARD ka khawab:

Fit Salary

5 Bedroom House

4 Wheel Gaari

2 Pyary Bachay

1 Black Berry

2 Cute Girl Friends

Aur
1 Goongi Biwi :-D