Positive thinking poem
little bird in the sky
dropping shit into ur eye
u dont worry u dont cry

u just thank god that cows do not fly.... :D

Kuch Logon Ki Hum se Muhabbat Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Samajhtey Tu Apna Hain Magar Salook Karte Hain Ghairon Jaisa. . .

Zindagi Mein Hamesha Naye Log Milenge
Kahin Zyada To Kahin Kam Milenge
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna
Mumkin Nahin Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge.

I was raped at the age of 9 -Oprah

I didn't even complete my
University Education
- Bill Gates

In my childhood days, I stitched shoes
-Abraham Lincoln

I struggled academically
throughout elementary school
-Ben Carson

I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training
-Lionel Messi

I used to sleep on the floorin
friends rooms, returning Coke bottles for food money, and getting weekly
free meals at a local temple -Steve Jobs

My teachers used to call me a failure
- Tony Blair

I failed in std 10th
-Sachin tendulkar

I was a conductor in Bus
-Rajnikant

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far,

It's about - WHAT YOU STILL CAN !

SO NEVER GIVE UP!...!!!!

lines by a lost frnd :
"I had never gone away from you, its just that other people came closer to you
and you couldn't see me in that crowd.... !!!!

Ladki wale: Beta-drink karte ho ?
haan Ji !

Cigarette ?
haan ji

Jua/satta ?
Haan ji

Danga-fasad ?
Haan Ji

Sari negative baatain hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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. haa ji HIV + ... ;) :P

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?

Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zabt hai woh chhudwa do.

pyar paaya or paa kar kho diya
umar bhar ab pyar ko tarsti rahenge

zinda to hain magr

zindgi bhar zindgi ke liye taraste rahenge.

A child ask to God if every thing is already written then why should i pray??


God smiled and replied

May be sometimes i have written
'' AS YOU WISH"