1 Professor Shadi shuda logon ko Lecture de rha tha.
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Prof: Ap logon ma se kon chahta hai k Uski Biuwi Challaak ho jay??
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Sub logon main se sirf 1 Aadmi ny Haath uthaya.
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Prof: Acha to Aap Chahte hain k Aap ki B.V chaalaak ho jaye??
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Aadmi: Kya???
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Aadmi: Main smjha Hallaaak ho jaye.... = P = D

When In School, The First To Finish the EXAM meant,

"OMG!! he Knows Everything!"

Now at College, The 1st to finish means,

"Isko bhi GHANTA nai ata!":D

tasalsul toot jaye na kahin sans0n ka zindagi sy
pal bhr k lye bhi tm mj sy rutha na karo!

Dil Me Agar "CPU" Hota To ? - Sabhi Yaadon Ko Save Kar Sakte,

Dimaag Me Agar "PRINTER" Hota To ?- Khayaalo Ka "PRINT OUT" Nikal Dete,

Dharkan Me Agar "PEN DRIVE" Hoti To?- Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete ,

Mann Me Jo "BLUETOOTH" Hota To ?- Baaton Ko Transfer Kar Lete,

Ankhon Me Jo "WEBCAM" Hota To ?- Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte,

Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek "COMPUTER" Hoti ?- ToH Restart Kar Lete..

Darpok hai vo log jo pyaar nai karte..
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Bahut Haunsla chahiye barbaad hone ke
liye......:-P

Saas ki demand - ladki. . . khubsurat ho,
nature acha ho, ameer ho,
... padhi likhi ho,
sanskaari ho,
ghar k sb kaam jaanti ho
bado k aage jubaan na khole
saara din kaam kre. . kabi thakke na. . . . . .
ladki ki demand: . . . . . Saas hi na ho. . simple :D:P

Hum Dushman Ko Bhi Pakeeza Saza Dete Hain...!!!

Haath Uthatay Nahin Nazar Say Gira Dete Hain...!!!

Extra cute msg:
A little boy snd sms to his girl frnd :
Sweetheart! Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo?
its really very urgent.

We r playing cards &
I hav lost my "QueeN"

In every game i play i always win...
But

In Love and friendship i always lose...

U know why?

Because

I never play with it...!